Morons They Don't Want You To Know About
I wish I could make this stuff up, but if I did, no one would believe me. From MSNBC:NEW YORK - Kevin Trudeau, the million-selling author, infomercial star and convicted felon, swears that his new health guide, "More Natural 'Cures' Revealed," is 100 percent true.
Make that 100 percent true "in essence."`
"My point is I don't want to be caught in what is true, what isn't true, what is opinion, what is an idea," Trudeau, whose self-published "Natural Cures 'They' Don't Want You to Know About," thrived despite his criminal past and other legal run-ins, said.
They! Those bastards! Or would that be They bastards? Are Those two separate groups of bastards? No, that's not what I meant.
...In "More Natural Cures," Trudeau endorses vitamin E, daily walks and organic sea salts and warns against deodorants, celibacy and farm-raised fish.
Absolutely. And if you ever see a celibate, farm-raised fish using deodorant, I've just got three words for you: run like hell.
This guy has a great track record: larceny, credit card fraud, and an FTC settlement that bans him from making infomercials.
The article makes for great reading, if only because the guy is such an unrelenting scumbag.
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