DiplomacyI can tell this story because Gloria is 5'5" and 105 lbs.
Eli 4.10 was taking his bath last night and Gloria decided to take a shower, since they had both been at the pool during the day. As she was opening the shower door, Eli said "Wow! Mommy! You have the biggest BUTT in the world!"
"Thanks, honey," Gloria said. "That's just what every woman wants to hear."
"Really? Are you serious?" Eli asked.
"No, I'm kidding," Gloria said.
"Well, you do," Eli said.