The Course
Sometimes material just walks into your study.Gloria just walked in and said, "Theresa just called and said that she signed up for this fantastic one-day couples cooking course at Central Market for beef tenderloin. They serve wine and it's with Lady Di's personal chef. So she signed up for this and it sounds great and Barry won't go."
"Hmm," I said.
"What would you do if I signed us up for a cooking class like that?" she asked.
"Well, I'd probably offer an alternative activity as a replacement," I said.
"Like what?"
"Oh, I don't know. Like stabbing."
"What?"
"Yeah, you could just stab me. That would cause an equal amount of pain, but it wouldn't take all day," I said.
She knew that already. Thank goodness.
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