Dear Sir
Dear Sir,I saw you walking along a street near the Arboretum today, wearing a backpack in a frontward facing manner, much as a new parent would wear a BabyBjorn to carry a child.
By the confident swagger with which you were walking, you appeared to believe that wearing a backpack in this manner was very "cool."
From a spectator's point of view, sir, I can assure you that it was, in fact, not.
Sincerely,
Everyone Else
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