The Pick List
Gloria took four hours to pack for the trip to Shreveport. I took fifteen minutes, and for the last five I was totally goofing off.Because I'm a guy, though, spending fifteen minutes on packing was far too long.
"I think I could pack in five minutes if I had a pick list," I said.
"What's a pick list?" Gloria asked.
"If you're in a warehouse, and you're filling orders, you have a list that tells you what to "pick" from inventory," I said. "I could create an Excel spreadsheet where I just input the weather and the trip length, and it would generate and print a pick list for me. I could save at least five minutes every time I pack."
"So how many years would it take before you were in the black after actually spending the time to create that spreadsheet?" she asked.
"I was in the black the minute I thought about creating it," I said. "Every idea I have is Black Friday. Because I'm MONEY. Not in the sense of currency or actual value, of course."
"Of course."
"While you're tediously constructing that hand-written list, then worry about losing the list, I'll have my pre-generated pick list that will take me less than ten seconds to generate. And as I hold that list, I will be looking down at you from outer space."
"Where you live," she said.
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