You Knew This Was Going to HappenIn reference to Tuesday's post about the news article "Men sentenced for setting friend's crotch ablaze," we have BOTH a haiku and a limerick.
First, the haiku, from Jim Salmon:
What a spectacle
A fire breathing receptacle
I think that might be 5-8-5 instead of 5-7-5, but an outstanding effort nonetheless. Next, a limerick from Lummox JR:
A duo of drunken young fools
Decided to roast their friend's jewels.
While he heals up his scars
At least they're behind bars.
Lesson learned: Always lock up your tools.
Come for the NCAA analysis, but stay for the wienie limericks.