Public Service AnnouncementI started a new workout program last week to supplement my swimming schedule.
"Attention, family," I said. "I'll be increasing my muscle mass to a level that can only be described as huge in the next few weeks. I don't want you to be intimidated or afraid--it's still me, just in new and significantly more awesome form. Feel free to use words like 'ripped', 'shredded', and 'yoked' to describe me as soon as they apply. In addition, I may wear a cape."
"Dad's crazy again," Eli 7.0 said.
"Again? When did it ever stop?" Gloria asked.