Eli 7.8
Eli 7.8 was getting dressed before his soccer game on Saturday."Mom, are you on the toilet?" he asked through the closed bathroom door.
"No," Gloria answered, having just gotten out of the shower.
"Okay," he said, barging in without a second thought, because he needed to pee. "WHOA!" he said. He started laughing and opened the door. "Dad, Mom has WIENER hair."
I burst out laughing. "I DO NOT!" Gloria said.
"Well, you have hair where your wiener WOULD be," he said.
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