DiscourteousThe men's figure skating finals were tonight. There was no bullfighter or mime, but there was (dramatic pause)--a marionette.
With tears painted on his face.
During his free skating routine, Gloria's head dropped to the couch and she closed her eyes. "Come on!" I said.
"I can't stay awake," she said.
"This is a man pretending to be a marionette with tears painted on his cheeks!" I said. "Falling asleep is incredibly disrespectful to sad wooden men everywhere."