NBCGloria drove past a turn last weekend because she was sneaking a look at the full moon.
"Mom!" Eli 9.9 said.
"Oops," she said.
"Mom, you are obsessed with the moon," he said.
"What?" she asked. "I've never done that before."
"Remember Christmas? You drove a mile past the turn while you were telling us about the moon." She did.
"Oh yeah, I, um, forgot that," she said.
"Ouch!" he said.
I pulled out my cellphone and pretended to answer it. "Hello? Why yes, she's here," I said. "Hold on, please." I held the phone out to Gloria. "It's the National Burn Council."
"Ha ha ha," she said.