Eli 11.11
Eli on cats: "if a cat looks at three people, it'll think 'screw you, screw you, and particularly screw you.' "That is an entirely accurate description of cats, generally.
Our cats aren't like that, usually, and Eli is their favorite human, by far.
Eli has a tremendous respect for women in sports, mostly because he has some girls in his school who are tremendous athletes (Eli is the best athlete in his grade. Girls are probably #2, #3, and #4.). So he came up with this: "Bows are for ballers."
[If you're not American, and don't know what "baller" means over here, it was originally a reference to someone who was an excellent basketball player. Now, it's kind of morphed into a reference to anyone who's good at a sport.]
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