Eli 12.9: Commentary"Hey buddy, how was Stick and Puck?" I asked.
"It was great, Dad. So I was playing with myself..."
"Mind of a six-year old, Dad. Mind of a six-year-old."
"I actually took my shirt off for half an hour to try and get rid of my hockey tan," Eli said.
"He did. He walked back to the baseline and I said, 'Okay, looks like you're burning now.' "
"Hey, you have a farmer's tan yourself, Dad."
"Sure, but you're so white that when an Eskimo walked by, he tried to stack you."
"Dad, I'm wearing size twelve shoes now."
"Well, I guess if this hockey thing doesn't work out, Clown College will give you a hero's welcome."