A Fine FilmOur DirecTV receiver is old and very slow.
Yesterday, I was scrolling through the Program Guide, and it was going to slowly that the description of movies sometimes overlapped. The first sentence of the guide was describing one movie, while the other sentences were describing another movie entirely.
I believe this can successfully be used as a random plot generator, because for a moment, I saw this:
A killer bear seeks Scotland's Loch Ness Monster.
That movie would be day one, appointment viewing for me.
DQ Film Advisor and Nicest Guy in the World Ben Ormand, please feel free to use this idea whenever you can secure funding.