HmmI'm on this entirely bizarre diet (that, surprisingly, has several scientific studies supporting it) temporarily in my ongoing effort to improve my IBS. Good grief.
Because of this, I had to go to Whole Foods today.
A trip to Whole Foods is always like entering another universe. This time, though, I got pictures. Like this:
"Rugged mature English cheddar"? I expect the wrapper to be flannel with a fully realized backstory about how this cheese works at a logging camp.
Do we need "handcrafted" potato chips? And are they making those chips around a campfire or something? Who's that rugged fellow with his khakis showing? Is he also English and mature?