Monday, November 30, 2015

The Fact That's It's Not In A Bed Is Only A Slight Consolation

That's a horse's head between the salt and pepper shaker. An ominous omen.

Here's the rule about Thanksgiving weekend: the Sunday drive home from the Thanksgiving tournament is like Chuck Norris.

You don't defeat the Thanksgiving drive. The Thanksgiving drive defeats you.

It was a 3.3 hour drive, turned into a 5.8 hour drive, complete with some wacky Google Maps rerouting that saved us at least an hour.

"Best route just changed again," Eli 14.3 said. "Deploy the kayak."

That's a slight exaggeration, but only slight.

I'll write about the tournament this week. The boy certainly does have a flare for the dramatic.

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