Brosize
"Bros need a sizing chart," I said."What do you mean?" Eli 14.11 asked.
"When bros go to buy clothes, the sizes must be bewildering to them," I said. "For instance: 'small'."
"Right," Eli said, "because there are no small bros."
"Exactly," I said.
"What's the equivalent of 'small' for a bro?" I asked. "Jacked?"
"No, I think small would be 'Built'," he said. "'Jacked' is medium."
"Then I think you have 'swole'," I said.
"That's large," he said,"and 'extra swole' has to be extra large."
So here's the full chart for bros seeking online clothing:
Built = S
Jacked = M
Swole = L
Extra Swole = XL
Don't think we're looking at setting up a phony website for bro clothing, because we're totally not considering that at all. If we had time.
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