Tuesday, September 04, 2018

Frozen Controversy

"Do we have two pints of vanilla at home?" I asked Gloria.

"No, just one," she said. Eli 17.1 and I looked at each other.

"Then we're stopping at the store on the way home," I said, and Eli nodded.

"Why? Why can't you just share the pint?"

Eli and I burst out laughing. "Not happening," Eli said.

"A pint isn't enough ice cream for two people," I said. "That's a one-serving container. Telling us to share a pint is just frozen despair."

"Fine," she said. "Buy another pint, then put your initials on each one."

"Done," Eli said.

"I don't want your stinky pint, anyway," I said.

"Well, I don't want your stupid pint, either," Eli said.

Gloria rolled her eyes.

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