Get Down Here!
Eli 17.1 was doing homework at the dining room table, while Gloria and I were watching an episode of "Kidding" (not that good, Bill Hader should have had the lead instead of Jim Carey and it would have been terrific).Slap.
"What was that?" Eli asked.
"Your mom just saw a mosquito," I said.
"Indoors!" she said. "What are they doing indoors?"
"FINISH HIM!" Eli said.
"She did," I said. "Clean kill."
"FLAWLESS VICTORY!" he said.
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