Give Us Your Ransom Demands
There were things I didn't write about (like online dating) because Gloria still read the blog and I felt it would be disrespectful.
I wish I still couldn't write about them.
I can, though, and some of them are funny, so here we go.
I don't know how many of you have tried online dating [insert your shudder HERE]. I have, because that's how it's done these days, and one of the things that genuinely amazes me is how many woman have profile pictures that look like screen captures from a hostage video.
It seriously makes you wonder under what circumstances the pictures were taken. It's like they photoshopped out the sign that said "CALL 911."
It gives one pause, as they say.
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