A Quality Breed
We were somewhere, doing something. Talking constantly about random things, like we always do."Which dog breed is the alpha?" I asked.
"What's the biggest dog?" Eli 20.0 asked.
"The most alpha dog is the chihuahua," I said.
"What?" Eli asked, laughing. "Explain."
"Think about it," I said. "A chihuahua receives all the perks of being a dog--walks, meals, treats, petting, cuddles--and is only a fraction of the size of bigger dogs. If you're looking at power to weight ratio, no dog is more powerful than a chihuahua."
"That's persuasive," Eli said.
"In football terms, chihuahuas are students of the game," I said.
Also: spelling "chihuahua" multiple times is a giant pain the ass. No chihuahua's will be written about in the future.
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