Tuesday, February 07, 2023

A Change in Gravity

I walk into Costco and feel totally normal.

Ten minutes later, I'm thinking "Well, shit, maybe I DO need 48 cans of corn," and it just goes downhill from there. 

Part of the reason, I think, is that it's impossible to find anything in a Costco, so you wander around the entire store looking for a bath mat. Everywhere you look, there's abundance and opportunity. I wouldn't have to buy certain things for a decade if I just committed.

I saw an old guy using his cart like a walker who loaded up with nothing but popcorn and vodka. I respect his focus. 

I went in for two things and came out with seven, balancing it all in my arms like a drunken juggler.

Now if I can just find a place for that corn...

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