I Knew That Guy (update)
I remembered two more I Knew That Guy.Showed me an Asian mail-order bride catalog that he was idly flipping through at work because there were no "obedient women" left in America? I knew that guy (and avoided him like the plague after he showed me).
The ex-Army Ranger who was both highly intelligent and also racist, sexist, and every other -ist out there, who stole M80s and used them at Halloween just for fun? I knew that guy. Oh, and that guy got fired for "inappropriate work behavior," go figure. He also believed that the Saddam's chemical weapons had been found and were in a buried 747 in the desert.
Now, a few I Knew That Guy items from your email. I can't identify you individually, for obvious reasons, but thanks for all the excellent contributions. Everything from here on is your emails.
The 55+ guy who traveled across two states in a rental to quasi-kidnap an underage girl he met on the internet for immoral purposes without notifying her parents, was then surprised that law enforcement got involved, and died in prison? I knew that guy!
I Knew a Guy who went onto a 90s daytime talk show claiming he was a vampire. I also knew a guy who ran up hundreds of dollars in phone sex charges while crashing at a friend's place for a week. Same guy!
Married a porn star and was almost court-martialed from his fighter squadron? I knew that guy.
Parachuted out of a light aircraft before it crashed in the ocean to fake his own death, then escaped to Mexico to hang out with relatives, only to have NCIS catch him, resulting in a dishonorable discharge? I knew that guy.
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