An Actual Quote From an Actual Person
I'm standing in line at Subway and there are three guys talking loudly at a table in the corner. Then I hear one say "Something in my soul is burning."Dude, you just ate at Subway. It's not your soul that's burning. Just take a Nexium and calm down. Don't run off and do missionary work in the Congo because the club sandwich didn't agree with you.
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