Saturday, March 19, 2005

And Another

This ad was for "Strattera," a new drug that treats Adult Attention Deficit Disorder. I thought that used to be called "marriage."

I kid.

Anyway, the announcer starts reading the possible side effects, and it goes on and on. And on. Here they are:
--liver problems (rarely)
--dry mouth
--menstrual cramps
--dizziness
--sexual side effects
--insomnia
--problem urinating
--constipation
--nausea
--decreased appetite.

Are you kidding me? This isn't a drug. It's a disease.

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