A Disasster, You Might SayI'm sure quite a few of you saw the story last week about the guy sueing Home Depot because he allegedly was trapped on a super-glued toilet seat for half an hour.
Check out the headline from MSNBC:
"A big but arises in toilet-seat story"
That is quality material. Here's an excerpt:
DENVER - A man who sued Home Depot last month claiming a prank left him glued to a toilet seat made a similar allegation about another restroom more than a year ago, an official told a newspaper.
Interesting. Two incidents where Mr. Bob Dougherty’s ass stuck to a toilet seat. Is it possible that Mr. Dougherty has the extraordinarily rare condition known as Katamari Damacy Ass? If so, then his ass would stick to everything--including toilet seats.
One of the real dangers of Katamari Damacy Ass is a kind of mental confusion where the victim is compelled to roll. That could, in theory, lead to a planet-sized ball of things stuck to his ass. Laugh if you want, but the World Health Organization characterized an international Katamari Damacy Ass disaster as "inevitable."