Monday, November 21, 2005

Eli 4.3 Masters the Birds and the Bees

"Daddy, I know ALL ABOUT sex," Eli 4.3 said to me.

"You do?" I asked.

"Yes," he said. "Do YOU want to know?"

"I do," I said. "I've been trying to figure it out for years."

"Well," he said, "the MAN puts his PENIS on the woman's VOLVO."

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