Death by Nacho
I didn't think anything could possibly top Shedboatshed today, but DQ reader Daniel Quock has done it with this story. Here's an excerpt(http://tinyurl.com/bgrr4):
Woman Allegedly Hires Hit Man for Cheese
MEMPHIS, Tenn. - In an unusual case of mistaken identity, a woman who thought a block of white cheese was cocaine is charged with trying to hire a hit man to rob and kill four men. The woman also was mistaken about the hit man. He turned out to be an undercover police officer.
...According to police, Booth was in the Memphis home of the four intended victims last week when she mistook a block of queso fresco cheese for cocaine — inspiring the idea to hire someone to break into the home, take the drugs, and kill the men.
I've been telling Gloria this for years: it's just not safe to have blocks of cheese scattered around the house.
Sure, she's going to prison, but look on the bright side: she was spared the worst noseache of all time.
I think we can safely assume that she's not the sharpest tool in the shedboatshed.
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