The Toilet MonsterYou can pin the blame directly on DQ reader Greg V. for that photo. He sent me the link to that "product" last week and I ordered one as fast as my fingers could type.
Eli 5.0 managed to keep a secret for four days, which is a personal record. And I wish I had a recording of him laughing when Gloria lifted the toilet lid.
If you, too, want to become a transgression against all that is sacred about marriage, here's the link: