Acting! Genius!"No under sevens are allowed," Eli 7.0 said. "There are scenes of shooting, harming, and killing." He was flourishing a plastic lightsaber in the backyard.
Since Eli's so into Star Wars right now, there are daily performances of "scenes." Today's scene incluced Boba Fett, Lando Calrissian, Hans Solo, Darth Vader, a hacky sack, a switchblade comb, tree climbing, robe climbing, and an unfortunate death.
I had almost no idea what was going on, but it still made more sense than the plot of Too Human.