The Incredible Shrinking Boy"Dad!" Eli 7.0 was standing on the stairs.
"What's up, buddy?" I asked.
"Look at my pants!" he said. The legs of his sweatpants were almost completely covering his feet. "I think I shrinked," he said.
"Shrink? How can you shrink?" I asked.
"I don't know," he said, "but either my pants grew or I shrinked."
"Dude, you can't shrink," I said, and started laughing.
"Hey!" He said. "LOOK AT MY PANTS." Gloria started laughing, too. "People, I think you should be taking this a little more serious--" Eli lifted up his shirt, which revealed that the waistband of his sweatpants was barely above the bottom of his underwear.
"Okay, then," he said. "Never mind."