Thursday, August 28, 2008

The Incredible Shrinking Boy

"Dad!" Eli 7.0 was standing on the stairs.

"What's up, buddy?" I asked.

"Look at my pants!" he said. The legs of his sweatpants were almost completely covering his feet. "I think I shrinked," he said.

"Shrink? How can you shrink?" I asked.

"I don't know," he said, "but either my pants grew or I shrinked."

"Dude, you can't shrink," I said, and started laughing.

"Hey!" He said. "LOOK AT MY PANTS." Gloria started laughing, too. "People, I think you should be taking this a little more serious--" Eli lifted up his shirt, which revealed that the waistband of his sweatpants was barely above the bottom of his underwear.

"Okay, then," he said. "Never mind."

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