My Favorite Unused Headline EverToday, when I found out that diva David Beckham want out of his contract to the Los Angeles Barbacoa or something. Apparently, he wasn't thrilled to be in America, where his primary fanbase consisted of eleven-year old girls screaming for him to sign their juice boxes.
So all day, I have waited to see this headline: Beckham? Damn Near Killed Him!
So far, I'm still waiting.