Quick Hitters
We were watching highlights on MLB Network."Boy, they make it look like a baseball game is non-stop excitement," Gloria said. "No shots of guys walking around scratching their hmm hmm somethings."
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A little later, Eli 14.0 opened up a birthday card from Gloria that started playing Latin music, and Gloria started dancing. "I'm gonna shut that down," Eli said, closing the card.
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We grilled (actually, Gloria did) for the first time in about five years a few weeks ago.
There were some problems. In particular, getting the charcoal to light.
"Did we get the safety charcoal?" I asked at one point.
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We watched the CrossFit Championships last weekend (we were desperate, and it was on). "More like the BroFit Championships," Eli said. "Pronounced bra-fit, of course."
"That's bra-some," I said. Eli burst out laughing.
What's scary is that I bet "bra-some" is an actual word for some guys.
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My biggest fear for Eli is that some day he'll listen to a Foreigner song--and like it.
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