SpeedHere's some dialogue I heard while listening to Radio Classics on Sirius XM last week. "M" is the man and "W" is the woman.
W: What do they call you?
M: Which they?
W: Your friends.
M: My friends call me Speed.
W: Why do they call you Speed?
M: Because I like to get places.
W: I like to go places.
M: It's the same thing.
W: Maybe it is, Speed. Maybe it is.
I can only hope that actual people talked like this.