A Minor CutEli 15.9, The Boy Who Would Be Goalie, took a break yesterday to make these:
He clearly has strong cupcake game.
"I cut my finger slicing tomatoes," Gloria said.
"Oh, I'm sorry," I said.
"It's nothing," she said. "Very small."
"Those are the ones that kill you," I said. " 'Following Local Woman's Minor Cut, Funeral Services at Noon at Waxworthy Funeral Home.' "