Wednesday, January 31, 2018


Gloria was having a friend over. I peeked out of my study.

"Looks like you're ready," I said. "Figure skating on television. All you need now is to put out snacks."

Gloria laughed. "That's actually what I was just doing."

"I know the social conventions," I said.

"You just don't follow them."

"I have FOMI."

"What is FOMI?" she asked.

"Fear Of Missing In," I said.

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