Monday, May 07, 2018

The NBA Playoffs

"Hey, did the Utah Jazz employ a shaman to help them win playoff games?" I asked.

"What?" Eli 16.10 said as walked into the living room. "That's ridiculous."

I paused live t.v. "Upper left corner," I said. "Look closely."

"Whoa," he said, then paused. "All right, I'm going to say that's plausible."

Sadly, this picture lacks some of the fine detail that would show prominent hair ridges, but you get the idea. 

"Whoa, that's some gator tail," I said. 

"What?" Gloria asked. "What are you you talking about?"

"Look at his hair," I said. "That's a perfect example of a gator tail hairstyle."

"That is not a thing," she said. 

"Oh, it's a thing," I said (it's not a thing). "Just look up 'gator tail hair'."

She started fiddling with her phone. 

"What are you doing?" I asked. 

"Looking up 'gator tail hair'," she said. 

I burst out laughing. "Oh, you ass," she said. "But I actually found something."

"No way," I said. "I totally made that up." 

"There's a gator-tail braid," she said, and then proceeded to show me pictures. 

"Wait, something I made up actually exists?" I said. 

"It appears so," she said. 

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