Wednesday, November 28, 2018

Applications

We watched a dog show on Thanksgiving. Not sure which one, because if it's a dog show, that's where we stop distinguishing.

[side note: service dogs are awesome. Not making fun of them. I'm making fun of people, as usual.]

The dogs were being described in unfamiliar terms.

Lester Lee is not just a show dog. He's also a service dog, providing therapy for his injured owner. 

"Oh my god, that dog has a backstory," I said. "Credential burnishing."

Tommy can also skateboard. 

"Wait, did I just hear resume padding?" Eli 17.3 asked.

"I think he plays the piano, and may be taking French," I said.

It continued.

"Are these dogs trying to win a show or get into college?" I asked.

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