Monday, November 05, 2018

Cliff's Cliff's Notes

"I think I have 'Pride and Prejudice' figured out," Eli 17.3 said.

"Oh, you do?" I said. "Well, let's hear it."

"In every scene," he said, "there are three characters. #1 is outraged by something #3 has done. #2 says what #3 did was totally reasonable. #3 says they couldn't care less what #1 or #2 thinks."

"Did you tell your English teacher that?" I asked.

He laughed. "I did," he said. "She said 'Well, you're not wrong'."

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