Mysteries of the Modern Kitchen, Vol. 1
Let's speculate on what some of these items might be.
1. C says she could wear one of these as a hat at the Kentucky Derby. One, not two. One mustn't be gauche.
2. A paddle Slinky?
3. A magnifying glass with no mirror. Holmes, over here, I say!
4. Handed spoons (technically, they're more sporks). Left-handed, right-handed. Next: handed pens.
5. A rolling pin (huzzah, I know what it is) for tiny, tiny people.
5. A laser gun (laser not included).
I feel like an archaeologist discovering the remnants of a strange, ancient civilization.
Yes, I understand that normal humans can identify these items. Exactly.
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