Monday, November 07, 2005

Ask the Doctor

Eli 4.3 dispensed some free medical advice this weekend. It sounded very important, so I wrote it down.

If he breaks his heart, take a look at his neck, check for drainage, and give him a shot.

If someone is unconscious, build a giant robot to wake him up.

I didn't know this but now I do on the medical, when you have an injured throat, or leg, give him a shot.

So, in summary, two treatments appear to relieve most symptoms: giving shots or building giant robots.

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