Pictures!This is, quite literally, a vending machine miracle:
That's right: an unspecified meat product and Hostess cupcakes in the same slot. For one measly dollar, it's all yours.
Of course, if you actually buy it, I can then feature you on "Make Better Decisions".
Dear Oklahoma St.: this is too many football men.
Inspector George, stealthily on the case:
Yes, that is rink socks, a box with rink shoes inside, USA Hockey Magazine, a bag with all the equipment we use for the dry land hockey workout, a hockey bag, and a cat.
And a package of Cottonelle. James Bond, I am.