Nightmare Fuel
We were watching a bowl game last month (yes, this was on a list to write about, and the list disappeared for a while)."Oh my god, what is that sound?" Gloria asked.
"It's a chainsaw," I said. "Oregon St.'s mascot is a beaver, so I guess they're cutting down the forest to deny him habitat? Very confusing message."
"It's annoying," she said.
"This would be me in hell," I said. "A fan of Oregon St., having to listen to a chainsaw even more often than I do already."
"Good thing you're not a fan," she said.
"I wonder if any college has a leaf blower for a mascot?" I asked.
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