Eli 4.0
Gloria and Eli 4.0 are in Shreveport.I know: I didn't have to go. There's an old story about the devil dying, and he's given two choices: he can go live in Shreveport, or he can become Satan and rule the fiery depths of hell, becoming the most hated figure in the Universe and living every second in the agony of damnation.
As you might have guessed, Satan does not live in Shreveport.
So I'm on the phone with Gloria tonight, and I hear Eli in high spirits in the background. He's shouting "ALERT! ALERT! Everyone take off their pants and go underwear-less!"
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