McWhat?I heard on the radio yesterday that the McDonald's McRib sandwich is having a farewell tour.
"Hey, Dave, I hear you've got another security gig. Who's it with?"
"It's, um, the McRib Farewell Tour."
"No shit? Isn't that a sandwich?"
"Does it rock?"
Now I'm not exactly sure who deserves to have a farewell tour, but I have an idea who shouldn't, and sandwiches are at the top of the list, right next to Foreigner. And the McRib? That's basically Soylent McGreen on a bun.
What next? Will the Quarter Pounder be awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor?
I think I saw the french fries making out in the box. They'll be in Playboy soon.