Thursday, November 10, 2005

McWhat?

I heard on the radio yesterday that the McDonald's McRib sandwich is having a farewell tour.

"Hey, Dave, I hear you've got another security gig. Who's it with?"

"It's, um, the McRib Farewell Tour."

"No shit? Isn't that a sandwich?"

"Yeah."

"Does it rock?"

"Not really."

"Suck ass?"

"Pretty much."

Now I'm not exactly sure who deserves to have a farewell tour, but I have an idea who shouldn't, and sandwiches are at the top of the list, right next to Foreigner. And the McRib? That's basically Soylent McGreen on a bun.

What next? Will the Quarter Pounder be awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor?

I think I saw the french fries making out in the box. They'll be in Playboy soon.

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