I Believe This Description Is Accurate
A bladder infection feels like every angry person you ever met shouting inside your penis at the same time.
In other news, I have a bladder infection.
Men only get them rarely, but I won the lottery. Yay.
When I went to the doctor, she said that bladder infections are even more painful for men because we have a much longer urethra.
Again, yay.
Oh, and the heat went out three days ago and isn't fixed yet.
I've been sitting at a table, cold and ill, writing. I feel like I'm a character in a poorly written Dickens novel.
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