Monday, January 01, 2024

The Scent of Death

"I ran out of toothpaste," Eli 22.5 said, "so I went upstairs to use yours."

"No problem," I said. 

"Until then, I didn't know you used cinnamon toothpaste."

"It's great, isn't it?" I asked.

"My mouth felt dirtier I brushed my teeth. It was revolting."

"Maybe a little hyperbole," I said. 

"It's foul. It's something a serial killer would use."

I decided to do a quick image edit for him. It's not very good, but it did the job (you might need to click on it to enlarge it enough to see the text, which is the last line below CINNAMON).
















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