Thursday, December 28, 2023

The End of Civilization

"Do you stir yogurt before you eat it?" Eli 22.4 asked.

"Of course," I said. "I'm not a savage."

"Exactly!" he said. "I've got friends who just open the cup and go to town."

"You have to stir it or it's not creamy," I said. "What would that even taste like?"

"I don't want to find out," he said.

"Plus water. Sometimes there's a little water on the top. Do you just plow through that?"

"I couldn't do it," he said.

"The world is descending into barbarism," I said.

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